CAPTER TOO
Ribvind Hael haz coem to Saylme so he can get da witchs out of Bottie Pares's face, but he is too late and she bit Aburgel on the hand and she caught the Devil as wel.
Ribavind Hel goeds to Jeown Picter's houses and talks to his marry woman, Lizabith. Hael secertly wanted to pork Elabzit but he was secretly gay for Jone so he didernt.
ANIEWAY. Revernd Hale asks them if they have had any troubel with foxes and they say no but secretly they hav becas they lost some animals because of a fox and it maed them sad. So then he asks if JOn has put his cock in anyone els but his wief and he says no even thoh he quite cleerly shuved it in Abigeal's arse.
Hallale dosnt notice tho and he asks "wot r ur comandmints then fam?!!!1!?" and poctear says
"U shal not kill
thow shal naut make ilegal DVD copys
u musnt steal old peoples tvs
dont make picters of god
dont cal ur neighbour a cotton-headed ninnymuggins
thou shnt crap ur pants in Truro Library (Oh yeah, I went there)
dont throw away you're yogarts when ther is some left
make sure u get yor pets spayed and nooterd
make frends with strangers"
and he forgot the last one and his wife was like
"Wow ur a dumass it's thou shalnt put ur dick in anyone else's fany except your wife/god how did yo foget that you even done that one"
and they were luky that revend Hlae didnt here becaus ehe waz too busy lookeng in2 johjn pectre's eyes... mmm dreamy.
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| Hale and Proctor's sexual tension was well documented. |
Mory Wernns cums home and wonts to go to bed so she doed that but gaver Elibath a little wool doll isn't that niec of her.
At the end of the scene Eliziath goes to prison for stealing an eyeliner pencil from Superdrug (it was on offer aswell the cheap bint) and also cuz abergil said she had been a old annoying librarian lady at her and she had old person smell and she wantd to steal her husband.
DUN DUN DUNso it is all very tents at the moments!!
Act 3 wil be the next act i tel you abot xxoxox x.
