The Crucible Act II Summary

The following is accurate to the best of my knowledge; a legitimately-sourced summary of the second part of 'The Crucible' by Arthur Miller.

CAPTER TOO

Ribvind Hael haz coem to Saylme so he can get da witchs out of Bottie Pares's face, but he is too late and she bit Aburgel on the hand and she caught the Devil as wel.

Ribavind Hel goeds to Jeown Picter's houses and talks to his marry woman, Lizabith. Hael secertly wanted to pork Elabzit but he was secretly gay for Jone so he didernt.

ANIEWAY. Revernd Hale asks them if they have had any troubel with foxes and they say no but secretly they hav becas they lost some animals because of a fox and it maed them sad. So then he asks if JOn has put his cock in anyone els but his wief and he says no even thoh he quite cleerly shuved it in Abigeal's arse.

Hallale dosnt notice tho and he asks "wot r ur comandmints then fam?!!!1!?" and poctear says
 
"U shal not kill
thow shal naut make ilegal DVD copys
u musnt steal old peoples tvs
dont make picters of god
dont cal ur neighbour a cotton-headed ninnymuggins
thou shnt crap ur pants in Truro Library (Oh yeah, I went there)
dont throw away you're yogarts when ther is some left
make sure u get yor pets spayed and nooterd
make frends with strangers"

and he forgot the last one and his wife was like

"Wow ur a dumass it's thou shalnt put ur dick in anyone else's fany except your wife/god how did yo foget that you even done that one"

and they were luky that revend Hlae didnt here becaus ehe waz too busy lookeng in2 johjn pectre's eyes... mmm dreamy.

Hale and Proctor's sexual tension was well documented.

Mory Wernns cums home and wonts to go to bed so she doed that but gaver Elibath a little wool doll isn't that niec of her.

At the end of the scene Eliziath goes to prison for stealing an eyeliner pencil from Superdrug (it was on offer aswell the cheap bint) and also cuz abergil said she had been a old annoying librarian lady at her and she had old person smell and she wantd to steal her husband.

DUN DUN DUNso it is all very tents at the moments!!

Act 3 wil be the next act i tel you abot xxoxox x.

'For Lauren'

And now, a completely sound and thorough understanding of Arthur Miller's 'The Crucible'.

CHAPTAR OEN

Teh Curcibel is a TV book abot Wizzards and Jesus.

The main charecter is God because it is America and he is always around.
Jon Pockter is a farm and he doesnt very good husband to Elizbeth. He had sex in a woman called Obbygol Wullms and his girlfriend Elzabeth was very cross; so was God so he made Proctor have bad teeth. Joan offerd a 3some to them but Elzibath is frigid so she told him to go milk a cow.

Revrend Paris is a doctor who can see ghosts and his daughter is dead but not really because shes is naughty and lieks to play tricks on her Unkel because he can talk to Jesus and she cant and shes jelous. his dauter is called Batty and later on she thinks she is actuly a reel bat because she tryes to flie out the window like a idiot.

Tommy Pootnam is a Army man and he wants 2 shoot Jown Protir in the ear but he isnt a good enugh shot so he just tries to be a better farmer man than him. His wife is batshit crazy and will throw cats at you if you get to close to her, her name is Ann because she is Anngry at the world becuaase she killed her children on accident because they are very small and she fogot she put them on the floor so she steped on ther heads.

Ann Putnam, 2007

Abagel wanted to have another sex on Joan Ponctre but he thinsk she gev him crabs last time so he said no thankyou  miss.

MAENWEHEEL Revnd Parse is getting shouted at because God caught he peeing wehn he left the door open and everyon in Slalom (thats whear they all live) thinks hes a bad Christan.

A nice man who looks like a women called Rendervrend Hayal cums to the vilge of Sarlom and has lots of book and a nice hat. He is secretly gay for Jan PActar but he hides this because gay was ilegal in 1400 (thats what time it is) and so he kept it under his nice hat (CAL! (thats old timey speak for LOL and it stands for Chortle Audibly and Loudly))

At the end of the capter Beaty PerraSS stops bein dead because she was a wanker and saw hell and dident want to go there so she waked up agen. And then the Black slave called Tittrebrer came up stairs and was like "Wagwan Rasta" but they blamed her for makin berty die fakely so they wipped her butt with a stick until she liked jesus.

Chatpers 2 is good too but i wil right it later!