CHAPTAR OEN
Teh Curcibel is a TV book abot Wizzards and Jesus.
The main charecter is God because it is America and he is always around.
Jon Pockter is a farm and he doesnt very good husband to Elizbeth. He had sex in a woman called Obbygol Wullms and his girlfriend Elzabeth was very cross; so was God so he made Proctor have bad teeth. Joan offerd a 3some to them but Elzibath is frigid so she told him to go milk a cow.
Revrend Paris is a doctor who can see ghosts and his daughter is dead but not really because shes is naughty and lieks to play tricks on her Unkel because he can talk to Jesus and she cant and shes jelous. his dauter is called Batty and later on she thinks she is actuly a reel bat because she tryes to flie out the window like a idiot.
Tommy Pootnam is a Army man and he wants 2 shoot Jown Protir in the ear but he isnt a good enugh shot so he just tries to be a better farmer man than him. His wife is batshit crazy and will throw cats at you if you get to close to her, her name is Ann because she is Anngry at the world becuaase she killed her children on accident because they are very small and she fogot she put them on the floor so she steped on ther heads.
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| Ann Putnam, 2007 |
Abagel wanted to have another sex on Joan Ponctre but he thinsk she gev him crabs last time so he said no thankyou miss.
MAENWEHEEL Revnd Parse is getting shouted at because God caught he peeing wehn he left the door open and everyon in Slalom (thats whear they all live) thinks hes a bad Christan.
A nice man who looks like a women called Rendervrend Hayal cums to the vilge of Sarlom and has lots of book and a nice hat. He is secretly gay for Jan PActar but he hides this because gay was ilegal in 1400 (thats what time it is) and so he kept it under his nice hat (CAL! (thats old timey speak for LOL and it stands for Chortle Audibly and Loudly))
At the end of the capter Beaty PerraSS stops bein dead because she was a wanker and saw hell and dident want to go there so she waked up agen. And then the Black slave called Tittrebrer came up stairs and was like "Wagwan Rasta" but they blamed her for makin berty die fakely so they wipped her butt with a stick until she liked jesus.
Chatpers 2 is good too but i wil right it later!
